• me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  • me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  • me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  • pregnantfitmom:

    casualblessings:

    May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

    This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

    slihgtlydyslexic:

    vuls:

    prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

    then prepare for skeleton war

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    trust:

"all girls dress the same"

    trust:

    "all girls dress the same"

    kawaiipeculier:

    kawaiipeculier:

    excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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    TO BEAR ARMS

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    comedycentral:

    Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

    unconflated:

    that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

    pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

    pineplapple:

    pineplapple:

    What is happening

    help me

    liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

    liamdryden:

    This is… oddly uplifting?